Very Punny? Who nose

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I is back from my extended hiatus. Now shower me with the overwhelming love I have always shown every single one of you.

If you don’t know me, my name is Boris and I have a story to tell.

I went to see a gypsy fortune teller the other day. I saw her from the side and spotted that she had a rather large nose. When she turned towards me I ducked, and exclaimed ‘Phew, just missed’.
I then asked her if her working name was Nostrildamus. By this time she was rather irritated. I noticed that all her tarot cards were in a mess. Pointing at the cards I asked ‘Are you gonna stand around all day or septum up’.
By now she was positively seething, so I put on my top hat and walked out knowing that I had touched her in my own special way.

Don’t mess with me, I’ve got the natural charm and grace of a recently plucked pube.

Hello?

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Re: Very Punny? Who nose

Fita Mamasitaaaa!!! :hug: I missed you, pal. I really did. Good to see you back!

Guess what, man? I’m a Mod now! :rotfl:

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^ ya, that was shockerl :p:

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LOL. You are laughing at your own joke :rotfl: :bizz:

fitey Welcome back :k:

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Re: Very Punny? Who nose

phatima1 MOD :eek:

Qiyamaat ki neeshani:smash:

immmmm homeee
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Re: Very Punny? Who nose

I think it’s phunny. :snooty:

Ooh boy I can’t wait to see the look on Fita’s face :cb:

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Disgusting.

Does this mean if I insult you, I get banned?

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Re: Very Punny? Who nose

Yea, pretty much.

haha I’m just kidding. You can insult me all you want, pal :hugz: