Very phunny and true

IT BOSSES

                   Some Remix (IT) Songs ....


                   * Mera Boss Gayaa Rangoon,
                 Wahaan se kiya hai telephooone,
                   Ke Software Crash hota hai,
                   Aur kastmar jor se rota hai


                     * Kar chale, implement,
                      ye function sathion,
                      Ab tumhaare hawaale,
                       core dump saathion.


                * Boss Aaya hamaare cubicle mein,
                      Gazab kee timing hai,
                       Kabhi hum boss ko,
                Kabhi Compu pe chal rahe Game ko
                          dekhte hain.


                   * Do hee pal, Office mein,
                     Guzare Hain Khush hal,
                   Ik Boss Ke Aaane ke pehle,
                    Ik Boss Ke Jaane ke baad.


               * Yoon-he tum office mein aate ho,
                  Yaa koi kaam ka iraada hai ?
                Fraud mere pehchaanta hee nahin,
               Mera manager bhi kitna saadaa hai.


                 * Hum Hain S/W Engg. bekaar ke,
                     Hum Se kuchh na boliye,
                    Jo bhi project hame mile,
                     Bugs bhar ke code kiye.


              * E Mere s/w engg. , kahin aur chal,
                  Bugs se ye product bhar gaya,
                Crash dekh ke customer dar gayaa.