Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Teacher to little student: Jis ko sunayi na de usse English main kya kahen ge, Student: Jo marzi keh len usse konsa sunayi dena hai.
Baby mosquito came back after its 1st flying. His dad asked him- How do you feel? He replied `It was wonderful, everyone was clapping 4 me
Yuhin mazak mazak main hum gunje hogay, Najane kon mere shampoo main VEET cream daal gaya.
Ek bacha rote hue “Papa ne mujhe kiss nai kiya”. Maa: “Beta ap ne ABC nahin sunayi hogi”? Beta: “To kaam wali ne konsi sunayi thi”
Wife looks at mirror and says I am fat, ugly and horrible! Please say something nice about me. Husband: Your eyesight is good and perfect.
Ants were bathing and elephant jumped in to pool, all ants get out of water. one ant climbed on the back of the elephant all ants shouted, “Dabo dabo k maaro issay”
