I found these quite hilarious
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Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only as****** above them.
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A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes…vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
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You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
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A student sends a telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad writes back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!
