Verizon Saab

funguy · May 12, 2005, 5:08pm

No, that’s not the latest car model of the Swedish automaker. This is what Mamaof3 calls her real life husband while she mentions his name in a post. ‘Verizon Saab’ Now, I can understand that our so called ‘cultural values’ put emphasis on wives addressing their husbands with respect (in addition to taking their socks off and massaging upon return from work), but why would a wife put a Saab after an internet forum nick?.

Please discuss.

Yours truly,
Funguy Saab

Faisal · May 12, 2005, 5:12pm

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There is actually a way to make "saab" sound like the worst insult. Most times when I read mamaof3's post addressing "Verizon saab" its seems she is about to kacha chaba him.

minah_pa · May 12, 2005, 5:13pm

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LOL ^^ agree

Pinstripe_Danda · May 12, 2005, 5:13pm

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I own a Saab..and as Saab owners can attest to, they are fun rides. :k:

Madhanee · May 12, 2005, 5:14pm

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The thing I like about Saab is that it's Swedish. Reminds me of blondes.

MiniMe · May 12, 2005, 5:15pm

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that like soo 70's, I thought both you were young. The last time she called me.....Saab, it meant something is coming your way so you duck.

funguy · May 12, 2005, 5:15pm

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twaDay donvaaN dee Saab no tey… :mad1:

Verizon · May 12, 2005, 5:16pm

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I taught her well. Thats all. I like submissive women.

FunGuy Saab lets see the guy in your wet dreams call you Saaab and then tells you to asume the position.

Faisal · May 12, 2005, 5:17pm

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This is interesting. So, Madhanee should duck when she called Minime as “saab”. Hmmm… so all three of you were doing … what?

minah_pa · May 12, 2005, 5:22pm

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Verizon - I call my husband Mr. Khan when I am about to light into him or I am so happy with him, sort of like the double name you call a child before you chew them out. Us wives know exactly why she does that :D Besides dealing with all you boys, I doubt she is very submissive at the end of the day

MiniMe · May 12, 2005, 5:26pm

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Faisal are you trying to bring me in their fight, Madhanee is already rolling in Panni.

lazy_daisy · May 12, 2005, 5:26pm

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Im learning a lot about the institute of marriage from you guys....:D

Verizon · May 12, 2005, 5:29pm

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You are right I think I need to test that out. I went into production without conducting QA or User Acceptance. Let me work on a test plan. I will get back to you on this.

Hmmmm :thinking to himself:
submissive, how do I guage this hmmmm, maybe I propose a mutaah on GS to some young lolita, without telling mo3.

Oh wait oiy Madhanee Saaab how about we go to that bar again,where I constantly and consistently ignore you, lets see if the bartender understands mutaah.

Mamaof3 · May 12, 2005, 6:00pm

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rotfl!!! mama isnt going to say anything else.....

just rotfl!!!!

Kaleem · May 12, 2005, 6:37pm

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Verizon saab will be hugging the couch tonite. :)

Verizon · May 12, 2005, 6:39pm

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^^ Or Verizon Saab can sleep at the bartenders pad. :slap: damn I was daydeaming again.

Kaleem · May 12, 2005, 6:53pm

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Just for that comment, MO3 should do more than slap.

Verizon · May 12, 2005, 6:55pm

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Mutaa looks more promising by the hour.

Kaleem · May 12, 2005, 6:59pm

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Hey when yoou find one suitable, let me know... you never know when one needs some company while in a strange land called NY

Verizon · May 12, 2005, 7:04pm

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The chick I am talking about I need the company of Pfizer. But I believe in sharing my V bone steak. Dwaada ve Hissa hosi