assalamoalikum 
A young ventriloquist is touring North India and stops to entertain a gathering in Punjab. He’s going through his usual stupid sardar jokes, when a big burly sardar in the audience stands up and says “I’ve heard just about enough of your silly sardar jokes; we aren’t all stupid here in Punjab.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to the stupid little fellow on your knee!”