A man and his wife were in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumping up and down said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into this world and I experienced lots of pain while in labor; The child should be under my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says ’ What do you have to say about this?’ The man sat for a while contemplating .. then slowly rose. Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine’s or mine?
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