Various Idiotic Signs
Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
English sign in a German cafe:**
MOTHERS, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANS BEFORE EATING.
Outside a second-hand shop
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Outside a photographer’ s studio
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.
Sign on motorway garage
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS
Notice in health food shop window
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Notice in a field
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
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In a Florida maternity ward
**No children allowed.
In a New York medical building
“Mental Health Prevention Center”
On a display of “I love you only’Valentine card”
"N****ow available in multi-packs. "
On the window of a Kentucky appliance store
“Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”
In a Maine restaurant:
Open 7 days a week and weekends.
Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash
If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car."
On a church door
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. (THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)
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