Valentine's Day Gift

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.

After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight.” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it–only to find a book entitled: “The meaning of dreams”.

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For a second I thought you were going to get banned with that one!

bad mind.. :)

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:)

Hmm.... very thoughtful and practical husband (if still alive) :)

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A husband came home and told his wife.
"Honey I bought two tickets to go to magic show tonight."
She "Thanks you honey , so nice of you, you care so much for my entertainment"
He "That magician makes two omelets out of one egg . I want you to learn that trick"

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^ hehe

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lol..:CareBear:

:rotfl: :hehe: :rotfl: :hehe: :rotfl: :hehe:

Great minds think alike :stuck_out_tongue:

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Lol!

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lol

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lol...

i doubt he is alive...

serves her right :)