Vajpeyee and Nawaz Sharif meet up in the Rastrapathi Bhavan for talks on sanctions. When Sharif sits down he notices Vajpeyee’s chair has three buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Vajpeyee presses a button and a boxing glove pops out Sharif’s chair and bashes him in his face. Sharif, hardly believing it, carries on talking, but after another few minutes Vajpeyee presses a second button and out comes a large boot and kicks him in the butt. Sharif is pissed off but still remains outwardly calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Vajpeyee presses the button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Sharif right inthe groin. Sharif is really fed up of it by now and stands up to leave. "'We’ll continue
this talk next week in Islamabad says the Prime Minister.
Vajpeyee, choking with laughter, is too proud to say no, so the appointment stands.
A week later Sharif receives Vajpeyee in Islamabad and as Vajpeyee sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Sharif’s chair. As the meeting goes on, Vajpeyee sees Sharif press the first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen.This doesn’t stop Sharif from
laughing… really loudly. After this, Sharif continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Vajpeyee reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this time Sharif falls off his chair laughing. Vajpeyee doesn’t get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn’t been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After a few minutes Sharif presses the final button. This time, Vajpeyee remains seated, but Sharif is rolling on the floor, doubled up
with laughter.
Vajpeyee is really annoyed by now, so he stands up and shouts,
“I’ve had enough of this, I’m going back to INDIA!”
Sharif : (With tears of laughter from the floor)
" What INDIA ???"
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[This message has been edited by Gizzy (edited January 07, 2000).]
