Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And, who was the woman you were with?” “Sure
and I can’t be tellin’ you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?” “I cannot say.”
“Was it Patricia Kelly?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Liz Shannon?” “I’m sorry, but I can’t name her.” “Was it Cathy Morgan?” “My lips are sealed.” “Was it Fiona McDonald, then?” “Please, Father, I cannot
tell you.” The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with
you now.” Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
“Three month’s vacation and five good leads,” says Tommy.
Astagfurullah!
omgosh...so naughty......
Astagfurullah! (aJ style!)
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Life is simple until it gets complicated.
LOLz
Registered & Officially
--- Pangay Baaz ---
Rude Boyz Rulez
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v “informative and educational” indeed…
Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah