Replace GF with Wife. Works for both cases. This is for those that dont have a GF or Wife this valentine’s day. Y’all lucky.
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
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You can stare at any Girl…
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You don’t have to spend money on her.
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You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.
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No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
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Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
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Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.
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You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
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You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
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You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.
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You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
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You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with ur folks.
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No nonstop nonsense.
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You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
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No tension.
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You can be “urself”
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You wont have to hide your telephone bills…
