Does anyone remember those corny “Ustad shagird say” jokes…they used to be in childrens books like Taleem-o-tarbeeyat and Nonehaal…I remember this one…
Ustad shagird say: Tavanai kiss ko kehtay haiN?
Shagird: Jis tavay per nai betha ho !!!
anyone gots more?!
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.
yup.. lets see if i REMEMBER any..
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ustaad: moosla dhaar ko jumlay main intizaar karo..
shaagird: kal jab kutta meray peechay laga to main BOHAT moosla-dhaar bhaaga..
"Live like there is no tomorrow, laugh like you are unaware of crying, smile in a way that makes people happy, yet die like you never eXisted" -eX_UndercoveR
ustaad: tum naha rahay ho, main nahaa raha hoon, wo naha raha hay, hamm sabb nahaa rahay hain.. zamaana batao? ..
shaagird .. bola sirjee, eid ka zamaana hua…
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"Live like there is no tomorrow, laugh like you are unaware of crying, smile in a way that makes people happy, yet die like you never eXisted" -eX_UndercoveR
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very hi nice kakay-oz…
thanx 4 sharing…
God bless u all…
DerVaisH
muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni…
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni…
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein…
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni…
Ustaad (shagird se): sadar mein golian chal rahi thien ... iss ki angraizi batao.
Shagird: The bullets were walking in the president.
here is another one
Ustad shagird say: Shorkot kahaan pay hai?
Shagird: JanaaN log coat pehan ker shor machatay haiN.
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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.
hehehehe .. ye to wohee baat kar di ke
ustaad: tawa-naayi ko jumlay main istimaal karo..
shaagird: kal naayi
"Live like there is no tomorrow, smile like u never cried, laugh like u will never stop, BUT die like you **never eXisted**".....