In a New York park, a young boy is attacked by a savage dog. A passer
by happened to see that and came to the rescue. While tackling the vicious creature , he
accidentally strangles it to death. A reporter for the New York Times was watching
all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.
Approaching our hero he says: “Your heroic feat shall be published in
tomorrow’s paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy”.
“I’m not from New York” replied our brave hero.
“Oh in that case we’ll change the headline - Brave American rescues boy
from savage dog”. “I’m not American either” replied our brave hero. On
being asked about who he really is? Our hero replied “I’m a Pakistani”.
Well the next day the headline on the front page of The New York Times said:
“Islamic Fundamentalist strangles dog to death in New York park. FBI nvestigating possible link to Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden”