Britisher is in the Oxford dictionary tho, Cambridge might be outdated like many things in UK:p
^^ dud ka gawah duddoo.:p
PS: You are no authority to declare a dictionary outdated, after all you are NO lexicographer.
:)
Wada Britisher! :hehe: Had you been a bonafide Britisher you wouldn’t be needing a visa to visit US.
^^ ouch!!! :)
Yesterday I saw a dream that I was being refused a visa to USA, The councillor looked like a Pakistani American , and when I looked closely he had a nametag with “MacDonald’s “ written on top and “Faisal” written underneath…….
Please tell me what does this mean 
My papers have been returned to me by FedEx with a big stamp saying …….
“Interview required “… no date has been given yet,..
I was just going through my old passport , In my old passports picture I have a beard , thick glasses and a very somber expression on my face ……where as my new passport shows me as a westernized , jovial, clean shaven, (chikna) person…..
I wonder what conclusions will the embassy draw from this 
That razors are cheap in the US?
hmmm… so how r u gona find out when ur interview is scheduled for? thats weird…they should have atleast given an idea…y r they soooo ambiguous…
i dont think the pix are a big deal…i mean ppl change their appearances all the time…and its ur present which matters newayz…
They might think your new appearance is a disguise attempt which you plan to use for sinister motives. LOL.
Seriously though, don't sweat it, their process is totally unpredictable, just sit back and hope for the best.
I think irem will have a problem if any of her passports show a person with a beard , thick glasses and a very somber expression on her face. You should be OK.
I was in the same boat as your friend a few days back ie going to top 10 b school and waiting for visa. the guy at the embassy had said 2-4 weeks but nothing came back for 6 weeks and man was i freaking out. got the news day before yesterday that they are now ready to grant me a visa so huge relief.
imp lesson learnt: in situaitons like these everyone and his dog has a scary story to tell. dont pay too much attention.
i m sure your friend would be aware of this but he should try to get a deferral. Adcoms are v sympathetic to people with visa issues. As you said getting into one of these schools aint easy. I should know, I had to try twice and even then just managed to slip through the net!!
Tips for the US embassy interview.
- Don’t use the words “weapon” and “air” in the same sentence. For example:- I want to work in Air weapon complex Kamra.
- If possible act a little retarded/childlike they have a soft corner for the mentally deranged .
- Ware the color pink , that might tip the balance in ur favour.
- Have a cople of cans of beer, It will help them make a decision much faster….
^ AND
If you're trying to pass yourself off as a good student deserving of a Visa, you might do a spell check on a ** cople ** of words in your application. It is also much in your ** favor ** if you ** wear ** pink clothing rather than ** ware ** it.
If you're trying to pass yourself off as a duck, you should at least look the part.
Pakora,
Sum pepl jst are two pikkey.
Never mind Myvoice, he flosses 92 times a day, and wears long Bermuda shorts with sandals and knee high black socks..........
I am certain that your standards for an official document and a Gupshup post are somewhat different.
There was once a commercial whose slogan was, "When you care enough to send the Very best!". On Gupshup I certainly do not care to send my very best.
MyVoice is so uptight that if you put a lump of coal up his arse in two weeks you would have a diamond!
Carry on!
^
I get the distinct feeling that you have been stalking me or placed me under 24/7 surveillance.
And that coal thingy takes three weeks NOT two weeks. Which proves that I am at least one-third more laid back than you give me credit for.
It also explains why no one wants your engagement rings! 
hahahah 
That was point # 5. I was told that “I should make allot of spelling mistakes and one of the goofy councillor’s will pick up on that , and if he does I surely will get my visa” … I said " any nation that would call the British “Britishers” would never fall for such a trivial tactic…But I was wrong …
PS: MV, if the decision is in my favor, we will enjoy a cople of beers in Pentagon , and Yes dear!! You can wear pink.
Oh ! and Yes …
OG: thanks for your support.
I can spell every word of the dictionary incorrectly but I cant spell the word “couple” wrong ..I have allot of practice in that…:D
e.g.
1. Dear mom and dad
I am sorry I called u 3 in the morning , I was a little tipsy , I had a couple of beers and …………..(email to mom and dad)
I am sorry sir! …I will not drink a couple of beers and throw matches in letterboxes ….(trouble with neighbours)
Hey pass me a couple of extra condoms….(at the student union , AIDS awareness program)
A couple of drinks a day will keep the doctors away….(Letter to a pious friend)
I want to be single in the morning but a couple at night.:) (a common pick up line that I used on girlz)
Pakoray…when you come to new york, we can send e-mails to our parents together. Except my mom n dad don’t know how to use e-mail. Can you beat that?
madhanee: introduce them to technology ….first of all get them a electricity connection……
PS: Not only does my dad know how to check emails , he also knows how to surf the net ..and fills up this damn! Computer with all these pop-ups.