US troops refuse to arrest "Comical Ali"

Well, Baghdad Bob has surfaced and it’s bad news. US troops do not have orders to arrest him, as he is not important enough. He will have to meet his agent in London through regular commercial flights, not military.

Saddam’s mouthpiece ‘seeks surrender’

Sahhaf: Became a cult figure in the West
Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is attempting to surrender to US forces, according to a London-based Arabic newspaper.
But Al-Sharq al-Awsat says the Americans have refused to arrest Mr Sahhaf - who became a familiar face during the war with his upbeat assessments of Iraqi military “successes” - because he does not appear on their “most wanted” list of 55 former regime officials.

An Iraqi Kurdish official told the newspaper that Mr Sahhaf was staying at his aunt’s house in Baghdad, and was under surveillance by US forces.

He said the former minister was still trying to negotiate his arrest, fearing for his safety in the Iraqi capital.

Mr Sahhaf’s daily press briefings in Baghdad during the war, at which his statements were increasingly at odds with reality, made him a cult figure in the West.

He was dubbed “Saddam’s optimist” and “Comical Ali” by media commentators.

A website called We Love the Iraqi Information Minister, carrying his soundbites, has become an internet phenomenon after being set up by a group of New York friends.

Mr Sahhaf disappeared after American forces entered central Baghdad, but not before insisting: “They are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks.”

‘Outsider’

US President George W Bush has admitted that he enjoyed Mr Sahhaf’s briefings so much that he used to interrupt some of his meetings just to watch him.

“He’s my man, he was great,” he told NBC television in a recent interview. “Somebody accused us of hiring him and putting him there. He was a classic.”

Despite being the regime’s mouthpiece, Mr Sahhaf is not considered to have been one of Saddam Hussein’s closest allies.

A Shia Muslim, he was an outsider in the Sunni-dominated government that was in power since 1968.

He was one of the few senior Iraqi officials not to come from the area around Saddam Hussein’s home town, Tikrit.

What about giving him a visitor's visa for the weekend so that he can appear on Saturday Night Live. What about his own reality show - "My ass is on fire but mu tongue still moves".:)? What about a TV commercial for AOL? AOL: The people who brought you Baghdad Bob!

Chann ji.. aap ko mazaq soojh raha hai! Wahan banday ki jaan pe banee hui hai.

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what I found even more funny was that he is staying with his aunt. kahan mehal aur kahan khala ki apartment. waqeya tars aata hai(lekin sath hi hansi aa jaati hai).

And I think the khala has given him final notice... "apna bandobast kar lo ab. bass buhat ho gayee". And so the dude wants to move to free boarding plus food at some US POW camp, but they won't take him. What a bummer. And that Tariq Aziz dude .. he is rolling in his own sleeping bag these days. I bet this Sahaf guy must be burning in jealousy and anger.

Im surprised he is not on the most wanted "deck of cards"; he could certainly be the Joker :D

on the other hand the lawyer who helped with the resuce of jessica lynch has been granted assylum along with his wife: Green Card. Uski sahi lottery nikal ayee :D

Maybe Microsoft can give him H-1B, hire MSS for marketing?
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US troops guarding Bob---"Ok, I'll give you another MRE if you just SHUT UP!"

The Iraqi Information Minister was the Ari Fleicher of Baghdad.

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US troops guarding Bob---"Ok, I'll give you another MRE if you just SHUT UP!"
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from the little we heard of these meals, i'm sure the real threat would have been worded"..

"I'll give you another MRE if you WON'T shut up!"

I heard he already has a job lined up in DC trying to help push Bush's tax cut...

I loved him. And i love the website:

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

I hope he gets his legal rights on the movie. Maybe he could star in it. After all the US accepted Nazi Scientists. Why cant they accept him for a movie?

Maybe he could be Bush's Official spokesman and keep saying we have not attacked any country when America attacks!

or

We hate Israel and do not fund this terrorist state and have no dealings with the Jews at the Senate and are not the enemies of Islam!