I think this thread is now going into the place where it belonged in the first place: TOILET.
Oh Bhai Nosherwan, just remember the following rules;
- Lift the seat if you want to urinate in the toilet
- If you want to sit on the seat to do the "deed", then cover it with toilet seat cover, or use toilet paper to make your own "custom made" toilet seat cover.
Easy!
There are more ways than one to keep yourself clean, and most of the decent places like your office / university toilets in the Western countries provide all of them to you.
Seat covers are not available in most public toilets and if I used tissue it would stil seep through so urinal all the way.
I don't have issue with people using seat toilets but I don't want to be told off for using a urinal by the 'holier than thou' brigade.