...Urgent Fatwa...

After seeing some recent strange “rulings” (which lack common sense), I have realized somethings that we use in everyday life that I find unislamic. Allow me to share them with you :slight_smile:

  1. Cell phones are haram. Sometimes when we use them to attend different kind of calls, we are mostly talking to na-mehram females as it’s women calling from companies in most cases. That can lead to fitna and it’s gunnah.

  2. Cars (any automated means of transportation) are haram. They were not used 1400 hundred years ago. In some case na-mehram women drive the buses, subways etc. and that can lead to temptations. Also, with the rising prices of gas, it’s kind of like gambling. We are suffering from undue hardship when we can spend the gas money on our family.

So, please do not use cell phones. If you are away from your home, ask your family to ride a camel or a donkey to look for you.

I am so thirsty after talking, Brother James Bhaand, can you get me a glass of camel milk please? Jazakallah.

Maulana Shikra.

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Shikra - your post doesnt make any sense
you are not comparing apples to apples - Thats not fair
Although I agree somewhat with the part about women drivers.
But the part about cars and Cell-phones is a bit exaggerated.
Speaking of Camels' milk, why would you want to do that?

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interesting....:)

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:halo:

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tu shik aj se ap ph nahi kia karo gaye :teary1:

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DUDE :hehe:
Cell phones :rotfl: why haram :smilestar:
Isnt that an opportunity to preach to those na-mehram females and convert them into good human beings :wink:

CAMEL’s MILK - Sorry I dont think you can get that
Its the FEMALE CAMELnee that can provide you with milk :blush:

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I think it does make sense. Our elders didn't do any of that, we can't either.
Cars and cell phone usage is not exaggerated. They weren't used back in old days when Islam was new. Now days, you can use your cell phone to play games (waste of time), watch pictures (could be naked), and chat (ofcourse with non-mehram chicks) etc. Therefore, our generation is doing in a wrong direction.
Why would I want camel's milk? Because that's what Muslims used to drink 1400 hundred years ago. Camel or Goat, either one. And it has to be fresh, not from a grocery store with chemicals in it.

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KoolKomal Thanks :slight_smile:

NikamiJanu Phone use karoonga, mein sirf doosron ko advice dey sakta hoon, khud thori karney wala hoon.

Uncle Stalker Can YOU bring me camelni’s milk. WHen you milk her, make sure your intention is saaf and you don’t think of any fitna :halo:

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Bhai jaan - Pehlay aap thanday ho jao, phirr baat kartay hain

Agar aap ki logic pay baat karain tu phirr Loud Speaker ka use bhi haram hona chahiyaay. Laikin aisa nahi hay. Because yeh use kay ooper depend karta hay. Uss loud speaker say aap Azaan ki Awaz suntay hain. Issi Tarhaa cell phone bhi iss waqt ki aik zaroorat hay.

Waisay tu agar aap chahain tu Loud Speaker pay aap ganay bhi chala saktay hain aur pooray mohallay ko sunna saktay hain. Iss main qusoor loud speaker ka tu nahi hay naa.

Rahi baat Camels milk ki , tu aap yeh baat zehn main rakhain kay iss ka koi taaluq mazhab ya sawab say nahi hay. Uss zamanay main sirf Oont hota thaa aur Cow aur Goat waghaira itnay aam nahi thaay. Issi liyaay uss ka doodh istaimal hota thaa. Jahan aap rehtay hain wahan Dairy farms hain wahan gaiey ka doodh milta hay. Woo halal hay - aap pee saktay hain.

Mairee maloomat mehdood hain deen kay maamlay main.
Shaied koi aur musalman bhai ya behn aap ki baat ka theek jawab Quran aur Sunnat ki roshni main day sakay ga.

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Stop it right there :grumpy:
I dont know how to milk a Camelni btw :blush:

Next you will be asking me for a ThooB :smilestar:

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James bhai You are right. But people don't get the whole intention deal. Jo hai woh hai. Recently I found out that to take pictures with a camera is haram. Nobody is keeping the time difference in mind. You can either take pictures of Masjids and Islamic events.....or go to a festival and take pics of chicks (That rhymes!) .....it depends on your intention..........But nooooo

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:hoonh:if i was shikra…:hoonh:which im not…

i’d be moving this thread to religion …like right NOW.

:salute:uncle james gota point

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That’s exactly why you are not a mod, PCP :smack:

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No - this is for CAFE
Dont you dare move it to Rel :smilestar:
We cant discuss FREELY there :clown:

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:rotfl:

is this how sum ppl actually r?:konfused:

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Guys, I have a new Fatwa:

*It's gunnah to speak a kafir's language: English. Learn Arabic and adhere to it as it was spoken in the early days of Islam and the Holy Quran was revealed in Arabic. *

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Shikra - English hamaray ghar ki laundi hay. Its almost liek a native language to me. Does that mean that I am a Kaafir :eek:

:smilestar: take that and :smilestar: and :smilestar:

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Don’t make me start the name calling :smilestar:

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Having the name Shikra is haraam too, just found out :rolleyes:

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CRESCENT is also an angraizi name :snooty: