Re: urdu mahaVraaZ in angraizi ..
thali ka baingan
(switching sides like an eggplant rolling on a plate)
naach na jaane, aangan tehda
(blaming the floor for not being able to dance -- bad workman blames the tools)
aankh ka shahteer
(a log in the eye --- thorn in the side)
yeh munh aur masoor ki daal
(expecting masoor with that face?)