Urdu interesting/funny words/phares/quotes

Kia app mujhay kohi aisy site bataheen gain jahan per mujhay urdu/punjabi kay funny ya interesting words/quotes/pharases mil jahain.

Aislay word , hamain rikshay ya vegan ki pehcay miltay hai , aur urdu main bhi aam hain jaisya,

to chal main aya
jalnay walay ka muun kala
khar nal a , tay khar nal ja

Main aisay sentecned dhoond raha hoon ,

Mujahy aisay sekronn (hundreds) sentences/words chahiyan , to kiya kohi aisi site hai jahan say main un ko dhoon sakoon.

Aur , please mujhay kohi aisi website batahin jahan aisy words mujhay miljahay , agar aap loog aik aik ker key liktay rahy to kam ho gaya?

Aur haan zarori naheen kay yeh words rikshay ya texi kay peshi likhey hoon , wo aam word/phrase be ho saktay hain jo hum log boltay hain.

Please, agar kisi to aisi website pata hai to patain.

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Bhai kya kitaab likhne lage ho ?

Papo yar tang na kar ...:D

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amerbail shayad bechare/bechari ne kitab hi likhni hoo words hamare aur tomater peaceandlove ke

ghali ka kuta ghar ka na ghat ka

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Himmat hai to pass kar warna bardasht kar :snooty:

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***Zara rukti nahe ... meri sunti nahe
I ko love you tau hai ... U ko love me nahe

Tujh ko jaan-e-jigar choo tau letay magar
Jo hoti yahaan teri ammi nahe

Apne khoon se likha khat tujh ko diya
Kya khabar thee ke tu parhi likhi nahe

Kab se pending mein hai woh aqeeqa tera
Tujh ko lagta hai, shadi bhi karni nahe

Aa jaa gurday (kidney) bhi tujh ko mein ateyaa karun
Hogi dil se tau teri tasalli nahe

Maana tu hai yahaan khoobsurat bahut
Magar tujh si jahaan mein nikami nahe


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I suggest you should visit the below thread, you will get good stuff …

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/264205-truck-lines-from-pakistan.html

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WARNING:omg:

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Here you go ...

Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena – Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena
• Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala
• Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon – Aik Bewafa Ki Khatir Riksha Chala Raha Hoon
• Kabhee Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhee Peechay Say Aatee Ho – Meree Jaan Horn Day Day Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satatay Ho
• Pappu Yaar Tang Na Ker!
• Zehreeli Nagan
• Koi Jal Gaya, Kisi Nai Dua Di
• Main Phir Aaon Ga
• Tapar Hai To Paar Kar Warna Bardaasht Kar
• Dekh Magar Pyar Se!
• Khatharnaak Rambo
• Horn Day Ker Paas Kerain
• Chal Dhanno
• Phir Milayngay
• Akhri Shahzada
• Tera Jadoo Chal Gya
• Hosh Ker Kherghosh
• Wo Dekho Mastani Ja Rahi Hay
• Zid Meri Majboori hy
• Ae Eagle tujhay qasam hy himmat na harna, jaisi bhi fizaen aen hans k fly karna.
• Zindagi ny aik baar phir dulha bana dia
• Aag aggay waikh pichaay na waikh
• Palat kar daikh zalim tamana hum bhi rakhtay hyn.
• Fasla rakh warna mohabbat hojaegi
• Shikar karma hy to ankhon se kar, talwar main kia rakha hy-safar karma hy to rickshaw main kar car main kia rakha hy.
• Chalay jasso ya shor avan
• Zid na kar sonhaya main aap bara ziddi aan

• Waqt ny Aik Baar Phir Dulhan Bna Diya..!!!!
• Bismillah Parr Kar Swar Hoon Shaid Yeh Aap Ki Zindgi Ka Akhri Safar Hoo…!!!!
• Model 2010 Raftaar 65 KM Fee Ghantta…!!!
• Tu Lang Ja Saddi Khair Ey…!!!!

Some are just plain humor; some are overwhelmingly political and sarcastic.

“Agar Rabb ne Chaaha tou manzil tak pohancha doonga ,
Aur agar aankh lag gai tou Rabb se hee milwa doonga “

• Sawari labbay na labbay, Speed aik so nabbay (190)
• Jis ne Maan ko Sataya Uss ne rikshaw chalaya
• Chal pagli Sajan ke Dais
• Lag gai te Rozi na lagate Roza

• ”Teri Yad Aie Teray Janay Ky Baad”
• ” Pak Foj Ko Salam”
• ”Mint Di Fursat Nai Dheelay Di Amdan Nai”
• ” Kharchay Malkan day Nakhray Lokan Dy”
• ”Dollar Ki Talash Mein”
• ” Pass Kar Ya Bardasht Kar”
• ” Haseenon Sy Nafrat Piyar Sy Toba”
• ” Baba Easy Load Ghawari” (Pushto)
• ”Baba Pa Khafa Ki Ghi” (Pushto)
• ”Papu Yar Tang Na Kur”
• ” Zid Na Kur Sohneya Asi Aap Baray Ziddi Aan”
• ” Zid Na Kur Sohneya Time Sadi Majboori Aye”
• ”Jeenay Nai Doon Ga”

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itne zyaada kaha se churaye hai aap ne (mazak)

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nice ones amarbail :k:

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aap sab ka bohot shuriya specially Amberbail

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naach na jaanay aangan tehra

Sao sunaar ki aik lohaar ki

Aap bhalaa toe jag bhalaa

Bandar kya jaane adark ka swaad

Bhains ke aage been bajana

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Bhed ki khaal mein bhediya

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Chaar din ki chaandni phir andheri raat

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ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaaye

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Chupdi aur doe doe!

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chiragh talay andhera

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Ek anaar, sau bimaar

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Gehoo(n) ke saath ghun bhi pista hai.

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aik karela, doosra neem charah