Ur Kids Funny/nasty Stories

well it can be nasty too.

Mine is that when my son was about 6 months, I was laying on my back playing with him. He was in the airplane position and suddenly puked. My mouth just naturally opened in surprise… so yeah. I got a mouthful. Makes me gag to even remember. That was the first in what turned out to be a very long week of puking…:bummer:

Anyone else have a nasty story to share?

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my son made me taste his poopy. YUCK. he usually makes me lick his fingers while eating a chocolate.I was busy reading a book one day,he was having a chocolate,busy playing.he came up to me,putting his fingers in my mouth.I felt the taste not chocolaty..and realised that he had pooped and soiled his hands by putting them into his pamper.YIKES..i had to clean up the carpet&threw away his toys and plate after that.

^i bet u stopped letting him put his fingers in ur mouth, erhh i dont even wanna imagine it, Yuck!

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yes ofcourse i did ! :bummer:

OMGGGGG!! .. Never be tht busy again!! Yikes

ok tell me how many times did u wash ur mouth:omg:

Once my son did poopy in the tub ,i just went for a second to get his towel and after doing that ,he grabed it and painted the washroom walls:eek: when i came to the washroom i just screamed and throw all over the rug,dont ask what was the condition of the washroom.in the end my hubby cleaned it.

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^ ewww...

My daughter's room started smelling a bit weird. I vacum and fabreeze it and did everything and it just didn't go away. Then I found a 3 month old milk bottle under my daughters crib with the milk still inside. I kid you not - it was black.

It was the most disgusting thing I ever saw.

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^
now thats eeewww.

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lol @ Prototype and sheen’s story :omg:

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I was 8 when my brother was born - so so very happy to have a baby in the family again. I wouldn't leave him alone and always shoved my face into his. I guess he got annoyed pretty quick because he was only a few days old when mom was changing his diaper and as usual my face was right in his and he peed - straight onto my face.

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my Goodness! such funny posts... i was laughin like crazy in my office!

:lol:
so how was the taste:@: