Upgrading from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as NHL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0,
or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring
Loudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot
Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
