updated definations & meanings :)))

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power …

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test

and finally

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

:hehe:

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Re: updated definations & meanings :)))

These can not be treated as jokes!

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uuhh...
there is no forum for speaking out the "truth"
cafe mai post hoga to move hojaiga.....where then??????

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Shukar Hay Mein In Sub Cheezon Say Bacha Howa Hon :D

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3rd in the row! how can i laugh when i don't know what you mean! :(

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women :sleep: :rotato:

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S-H-A-K-I-R-A :rotato:

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but not for long my dear :slight_smile: you r about to lose yr bachelors degree :nahnah:

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sharm tou nahi aati aik larkey ko larki kahtey huey :blush:

chalo larki bana kar mujhe larkiyon mein bula lo aur phir merey mazey :blush:

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yahan bhi apna faida dekhte ho!!
;)

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:k:

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Re: updated definations & meanings :)))

these 2 r really good…specially the last one, thanx 4 sharin’!