A husband and wife were having a quarrel at the breakfast table.The quarrel remained unresolved when it ws time for work. The wife,haveing trouble with the zipper on her dress,asked for his assistance.In a huff,the husband freed the zipper and then angrily ran it up and down rapidly 7 times.
That afternoon,when the wife returned from work,she saw him lying on his back with head and hands under the car fixing it. Still upset from when he had ran her zipper up and down that mornin,she went over,grasped the zipper on his pants and yanked it up and down 7 times,then stomped off into the house.
There,to her surprise, sat her husband drinking a cup of coffee at the kitchen table.In great embarrassment,she explained to her husband what she had just done.He rushed outside to find his neighbor,who had offered to fix their car,passed out cold.When the wife had grasped his zipper,he had reflexively tried to sit up and knocked himself out on the underside of the car.
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