Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

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Ladies and gentlemen, the 9th episode of **Unplugged With Guppies **has **Dhoti Main Dhamaka **(DMD) on the hot seat. DMD is a senior member of GS and is a keen observer of politics.

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Unplugged With DMD

**1: What is your name? **
DMD

** 2: Where do you hail from and where do you reside? Do you have dual nationality? **
Dual national Born and raised in Lahore, Living in Canayda.

**3: What is your educational and professional background?
**Matric Fail
BA Pass
Computers waghaira khraab karr kay theek kar laita hoon,puncture laga laita hoon aur inn ki tupe bhee change karr laita hoon.

**4: What is your political orientation?
**Anyone whos actions are louder than words will get my vote. I am waiting you are waiting we all are waiting.

** 5: Have you ever read complete manifesto of your party? Does it matter to you at all?**
Manifestos are documents crafted to manipulate the simple mind they look good on paper or on the website of a political party unless they are followed. None of the political parties follows constitution let alone the manifesto. They are just documents.

** 6: Has your party ever been in power in the Centre or in provinces? If yes, how did it perform?**
SKIP

** 7: In your opinion, what are the top-most plus and top-most minus points of your party?**
SKIP

**8: Major achievement and major failure of the present government?
**They way they are handling their coalition partners is their evil accomplishment.
Failure: Burning Karachi, ignoring Baluchistan situation like all the past governments.

**9: Economically, politically and democratically speaking, do you think that Pakistan is heading in the right direction? **
Democratically and politically yes we are moving in right direction. It’s a slow process but yes it will filter out the filth of family politics and criminal elements from our political system. Pakistan needs to take politics out of economy. Need to work on tightening the tax net and it’s time to bring business back in Pakistan from neighboring countries by providing them better business conditions (power/energy, security etc). Pakistani businessmen should be exploring not exploiting new markets.

** 10: How different the upcoming general elections could be from the 2008 general elections? **
We have fresh voter lists for upcoming general elections, hope to see strong opposition if not strong government this time.

** 11: What do you think of the presidential form of government?**
SKIP

**12: Your take on judicial activism?
**It would’ve been nice if the corrupts from all parties were dragged in courts and punished. SC and LHC’s silence on fake drug case at PIC Lahore and fire at services hospital that burnet 7 infants alive is so shameful. SHC finally took notice of unrest in Karachi but I don’t see anyone responsible getting punished, atleast there playing tareekh pay tareekh LHC didn’t even bother for this drama. Please tell me do we still have high courts in other two provinces?

** 13: Do you think Army is still active in politics as we speak?**
Yes very much active.

**14: What could be the best way to tackle the Taliban?
**Bring them to the table and poison them. Dont forget numerous peace deals were made with TTP in Swat to avoid the unavoidable operation.

** 15: How should the state of Pakistan act on drone attacks? **
Pakistan should be conducting these attacks.

**16: How should Pakistan react to the American demands on North Waziristan operation and Haqqanis? **
Pakistan should demand action on the afghan side of North Waziristan.

**17: Do you think that some key ministries should be managed only by technocrats?
**SKIP

**18: To govern a vast country of over 180 million, the bigger the cabinet, the better?
**NO. That’s a total waste. Small cabinet with big brains is much better then big cabinet with small brains.

**19: Who is your favourite politician outside your favourite political party?
**SKIP

**20: If you are allowed to make three decisions as the head of the country which will be irreversible, what would you like to do?
**1- Nothing Free for elected members. They will pay for everything they use/abuse.
2- One education system for all.
3- Educated, well trained, well equipped free from any kind of influence Police and judiciary.

END

Thank you DMD for your time :slight_smile:

[note]Members are welcome to pose further questions to DMD or debate any part of his interview. Please follow interview etiquettes while you interact with the interviewee. Thank you.[/note]

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

Will it solve the problem of collateral damage? From being indirectly responsible for civilian deaths, will not we become directly responsible for killing innocent people?

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

DMD munnay! You have been caught in the last question after all besides trying hard to show you don’t have any political inlcination. All those SKIP gone wasted :hehe:

You just re-iterated PTI stance there :wink:

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

No it will not solve the collateral damage. But we should be taking care of problem in our own backyard. They are bas*ds but they are our own ba**ds and we should be taking care of them.

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

LOL, Kasmay??
I also like CM Punjab’s vision about Punjab, does that makes me a notanki league supporter?
Only masla is…I dont agree with him on where Lahore ends and rest of the Punjab starts.

Abhee bohat time hai bhai jan, jab koi party join karni hoo gi… stickey khulwa kay ailaan karoon ga:)

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

What was the inspiration for your nick?

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

^ Didn't you hear him lament the inaction of authorities on fires? He once went through a similar situation. He was wearing a dhoti, in which he had concealed a homemade bomb that he was going to use to scare AP uncle. Unfortunately, the bomb went off prematurely and resulted in some irreparable damage, hence the nick.

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

Dhoti uncle :wave:

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

That is sad :)

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

Matric fail hone ke baad BA kese kar lia? :konfused: Aur Inter ka kya kia?

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

Southie: this is my nick from mIRC days…asli reason tau abb yaad bhee nahen:(
Chacha je knows the best as he was my Mossad handler at that time.
Hello Chacha unkil, kisi din aoun ga maseet app saay milnay;)
Southie:sad tau hai magar itna bhee sad nahen :hoonh:
Amal: Election larna kay liay aisi qawalifications kee hii zarrorat hooti hai. Inter abhee karna hai. middle ka result tau aa janay dou.

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

Aik zimni sawal hay, kahin aapka taaluq faisalabad say tou nahin?

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

:omg: :omg:

This is hilarious man :rotfl:

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

kabhi kabhi mujhay bhee lagta hai:bummer:

Re: Unplugged With Guppies — Dhoti Main Dhamaka

Good answer, but in absent of that drones should continue to play whac-a-mole with terrorists.