University courses for men and women

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

  1. Combatting Stupidity

  2. You Too Can Do Housework

  3. Resistance to Beer

  4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray

  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)

  6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am

  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called “Don’t Wash My Silks”)

  8. Get A Life - Learn To Cook

  9. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong

  10. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

  11. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

  12. You, The Weaker Sex

  13. Reasons To Give Flowers

  14. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

  15. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please

  16. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat

  17. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies

  18. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost

  19. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

  20. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes

  21. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too

  22. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous

  23. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

  24. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver

  25. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home

  26. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary

  27. You Don’t Really Need That Porsche
    Whatsamatta University’s Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue
    Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag

  28. You Can Change The Oil Too

  29. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug

  30. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas

  31. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness

  32. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football

  33. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around

  34. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop

  35. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right

  36. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself

  37. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right

  38. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility

  39. You, The Whining Sex

  40. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours

  41. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother

  42. How To Close The Garage Door

  43. If You Don’t Want An Excuse, Don’t Demand An Explanation

  44. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia

  45. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank

  46. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation

  47. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself

  48. Why You Don’t Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend

  49. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous

  50. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother

  51. You Too Can Carry A Backpack

  52. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most

  53. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men

  54. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving

  55. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste