An old joke (1970s) but a nice one…
A Man, who was scared of flying, discovered a bottle near the seashore. After rubbing the bottle a Jini comes out and says, “I grant you one wish so say it now”…
… The man thinks for a while. He has never been to Hawai for vacation since he is scared of flying… now may be the time…
“I wish there was a road from here to Hawaii so I can drive all the way to Hawaii and enjoy my vacation”
The Jini replies, “Are you crazy, that is the most absurd thing I ever heard. IMaginge the amount of concrete I have to laydown and the engineering feat requied. That is not possible… no .. ask something else”
The man thinks for a while, thinks about his wife and says, “I can never understand women. I would like to know what goes on inside their brains. When they are angry they just don’t talk and it is up to me to figure out. I want to know their needs and what they feel. I want to be able to finally understand women and come to their level.”
The Jini replies, “Do you want a single lane or a double lane?”