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Smart man + smart woman = Romance
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Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
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Dumb man + smart woman = Affair
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Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage
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Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
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Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
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Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
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Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.