Understanding a Woman

You want REALLY MEANS You want

We need REALLY MEANS I want

It’s your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want REALLY MEANS You’ll pay for this later.

We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

Sure… go ahead REALLY MEANS I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re … so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You’re certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I’m on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I’m Embarrassed

This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

Yes REALLY MEANS No | No REALLY MEANS No | Maybe REALLY MEANS No

Hang the picture there REALLY MEANS NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something today you’re really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I’m beautiful.

I’m sorry. REALLY MEANS You’ll be sorry.

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Re: Understanding a Woman

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:hehe: Good ones.