One day Stephanie, who was only 12 years old, was waiting in line to see ‘Carrie 2:The Rage’. She stepped up to the ticket booth and said, “One for Carrie 2, please.”
The ticket agent replies, “Honey, how old are you?”
“Twelve,” answered Stephanie.
The ticket agent answers back, “Sorry, honey, this movie is rater R and under 17 will not be admitted.”
So Stephanie turns back around and goes home, only to return an hour later, but this time the line was longer than ever. The ticket agent sees her and inquires, “Weren’t you here earlier?”
Stephanie nods her head yes.
“I told you this movie was rated R and under 17 would not be admitted!”
“What are you talking about,” screamed Stephanie, “I went back home and invited 16 of my friends!”
“I was just here. Where did I go?” (Fox Mulder)