Umm only for those guys with a sense of humour:)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Female comebacks…

Man: Where have you been all my life ?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I’ll be the rest of your life -in your wildest dreams.

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hhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo These are cool…

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I’d just love the look on the guys face if a girl ever said these things back to them..

MS

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~~ Gizzy Ki Jaano.. ~~

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Very funny, But Not funny enough to make The Ugly Boy laugh.

I will turn Handsome!!!!!!!!

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hey nice try gfq

I’d just love the look on the guys face if a girl ever said these things back to them..

it will be funny but the problem is sometimes some gals like these kinda ques. don’t u agree.

i don’t wat kinda gals they r met i surely would love to meet them.

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yea nice come backs…

got any for Q’s like..

hey baby, what’s up?
or how u doin’, puddin’?

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oho you girls think u r smart enough to fool boys . actually u r wrong.
there r many guys like those u mentioned and many like those who actually fool girls .
i m telling u they r so many

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naveed, can i ask what do you mean in your reply, what are u trying to say?
sorry I fell down on my head when I was little, so it takes alot of effort for me to understand something.

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very nice one…

Our group thightend…

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Buch-key-Rehna-meri-adaaon-sey

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Cool jokes. I might try them sometime!