hey wazup all.
well here is a joke
and i am damn sure i am screwing it up.
so feel free to correct me.
An Irish Man, American And sardar jee takes a lie detecting test.
First goes the irish man; Inspector asks him
Tell me somethng which you can do and is amazing.
the Irish goes like i can drink 12 bottels of beer in one shot
The lie detector beeps (means he is lying)
Then comes the American’s turn
Inspector asks him the same question
He replies i can eat 12 Hot Dogs at once
The lie detector beeps again
Then comes the sardar’s turn
inspector asks him the same things
Sardar je starts with.. I THINK
and the lie detector starts beeping..
aite now start laufin damiT..
this is it .. FINISHED.. finito.. ferme…
ok one more…In Urdu/Punjabi..
Aik sardarji apni saikal pay larki kay sath kahin ja rahay hotay hain.
Rastay main aik admi unhian daikhta hai and goes like.. sardr ji mashooq nal chalay oo
sardar goes like oye mashooq hovay gie teri
meri tay penr(sister) hai..
and sos ure spelling
