**One night a boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home.
Aunty: Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Bittu ke room me.
Boy: Nahi aunty, mein hall me so jaunga.
Next morning, a smokey hot girl
comes with a cup of coffee.
Boy: Aap kaun?![]()
Girl: Mein Bittu, aur aap? ![]()
Boy: Mein ulloo ka patha!!!
**