ake admi apnay kamray main baitha kitaab perh raha tha, paas hi uss ka chouta baita train say khail raha tha.
bacha train ko chabi day ker chour daita or jab wou train circle main ghoom laiti tou apni finger k saath uss train ko rok laita or kahta jiss ulloo k pathay ko
uterna hay jaldi say uter
jaey
jab bachay nay dou teen baar iss ko repeat kia tou baap nay soucha k bacha ghalut baat seekh raha hay,or uss nay bachay say train ko 30 minutes k leay door rakh ker wapis ker dee or bola “ab pahlay wali ghalti mat kerna”
bachay nay train ko chabi dee or jaisay hi uss nay ake circle poora kia tou bacha bola
*jiss ulloo k pathay ko uterna hay
jaldee say uter jaey pahlay hi iss
ulloo k pathay ki wajha say train
30 minutes late hou gaee hay
Haaaaaaa... Mai mar gai ;) good one Iqra ji.
Herez one, Dunno if its funny or not but here gooz...
Ike admi hotha hie. Ussay ike pet kay bathoor kissi bird/ shird ki zaroorath hothi hie. Chulthay, chultay he comes across an Ullo. Keemath poochi, tuo dokandar says:"Dus roopay!"
Khair, he moves on and comes across a baby Ullo. Thinking that since this one is small in size it'd be for 5 Rs. He calls the dokandar saying, "Mian sab, yay wala day dain, but what is the price for it?"
Dokandar:"Sab ji, yay 20Rs ka hie."
Shoper:" Hian?! R u outta ur mind. Why is that?!"
Dokandar:"O ji, sab ji, ap bhee kamal karthay hain. Wo 10 Rs ka tuo sirf ullo hie. Yay 20 Rs. ka tuo pora, ka pora ullo ka patha hie!"
Till then,
Adios!
DB :)
[This message has been edited by Daysee Behna (edited June 23, 1999).]
