A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?”
The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
“Well,” the farmer said, “today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.”
“Okay,” said the man, “but that’s not so bad.”
“Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer replied.
“So what happened then?” the man asked.
The farmer said, “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.”
“And then?” “Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.”
The man laughed and said, “Again?”
The farmer replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So, what did you do then?” the man asked.
“I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.”
“And then?” “Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.”
“Hmmm,” the man said and nodded his head. “So, what did you do?” the man asked.
“Well,” the farmer said, “I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in…
Some things you just can’t explain.”
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“And then?” “Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.”
“Hmmm,” the man said and nodded his head. “So, what did you do?” the man asked.
“Well,” the farmer said, "I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in..:CareBear:.
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lol
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LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........ ooooo.......this farmer is caught so badddlllllyyyyyy !!!!!!
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Is main koi shak nahi
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ewwwwwwwwww
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hahahahahaha
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Some things you just can’t explain."
Waisay aap loogoon main say kissi kay sath iss say milta julta waqia paish aaya … 
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LOL the guy really got caught with his pants down.
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can U explain for rest of us because sounds like it aap ke siwa kisi ke sath nahi hoa:Dab tak
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it was happened with my cousin when i visited their home, we were sitting outside his room and he was sleeping ....suddenly with a creepy sounds door of rooms open and a cat came out with straight tail pointing thru sky ... and just behind that he came out with rubbing his eyes ...... At that time u can't imagine how we were rouled out on the floor but he couldn't understand what has happened with him .... then he swear that he doesn't know abt the cat but u know Some things you just can't explain."
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**SAN woh molvi wala latif ayad hy, Billi qabo kysy ki mureed sy pocht ahy wala woh yad a giya:rotfl: **
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waisay woh molvi :amamah: kahan rahata hay
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Main ny pehly bhi btay amery muhaly main nahi rhta woh:amamah: sirf latifa hy Soraty hal wohi thina tumhary cusion ki Ab tu mujhy shak hi nahi yaqeen hy ky tumhara yehi cousion hi tha woh mureed:phajja: ju pochny giya ho Movi :amamah:sy wazifa; ulta Molvi ny os sy swal kr diya
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sannan sounds you use your cousin's name instead of yourself:CareBear:
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now don’t say that u were that cat