Fikar not. There is very romantic solution to your masla. Read below.
Remember the Amitabh movie, Lawaris? Well in one song, Amitabh dresses as a woman (scary drag-queen type) and sings a song about various types of wives. One type he sings about is the short wife:
"Jis ki biwi choti ho, us ka bhi bara naam hai. Gaud main bitha lo, bachay ka kya kaam hai! Gaud main bitha lo, bachay ka kya kaam hai. Meray angnay main tumarha kya hai! " 
^ Bas dono baithay raho, height ka nahin pata chalay ga. Kabhi kharay mat hona. 