Ugly Baby and Kind Man Jokes

chintu_bhopali · February 16, 2007, 5:41pm

*A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer. *
*His friend says, “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” *
The man then replies, “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

chintu_bhopali · February 16, 2007, 5:42pm

woman gets onto a bus with her baby. **The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" *
*The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" *
*The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

inzi_rocks · February 16, 2007, 5:45pm

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inzi_rocks · February 16, 2007, 5:46pm

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Rock_Express · February 16, 2007, 6:12pm

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:D

retroguy02 · February 16, 2007, 10:09pm

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Asma_Farhan · February 17, 2007, 1:49pm

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GoldenAsif · February 17, 2007, 4:28pm

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Mysterious_Woman · February 17, 2007, 5:14pm

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1st one's good, 2nd one i've heard...