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ok ok i withraw my stance
sorry 
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excuse moi? 
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sigh this thread and some others are what Cafe' couldn't be.. and General should never be..
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^^ finally some thing nice
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I once ‘caught’ an alien ‘lurking’ around in a park in montreal so i proceeded to beat it with a rake. Unfortunately the alien erected a force field around itself and within seconds Radially Quantized itself back to its mothership.
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Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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^^ lota jee nice rack 
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UFO-spotters tell tales of the extra-terrestrial
By Jude Webber
1 hour, 12 minutes ago
LIMA, Peru (Reuters) - One minute Jonathan Reed was hiking with his golden retriever in a forest in Seattle. The next, his pet was being torn apart by a “gray” – an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit.
A scene from a sci-fi film? No, maintains Reed, a former child-developmental psychologist who says he took the alien home and lived with it for nine days in which it communicated via telepathy and was able to pull thoughts from his mind.
Reed and others – including Uruguayan Rafael Ulloa who says aliens in spaceships spirited away people from New York’s twin towers in the September 11, 2001, attacks – gather in Lima this week for a world extra-terrestrial congress.
Peru has long been a mecca for mystics and there have been abundant reports of flying saucers, especially over the southern town of Chilca. Some locals reckon aliens imbued mud springs there with special curative and fertility powers.
The congress, organized by the Alfa y Omega group that believes a fleet of UFOs will fly to Earth at the end of the world and Christ could use one for his second coming, during its October 6-9 run will pore over photos and grainy films of bright flashes and spooky shapes they say point to alien life forms.
Retired U.S. air force Lt. Col Donald Ware, 69, told a news conference Tuesday his first contact with aliens was in 1953, when he saw seven spacecraft flying over Washington,
D.C.
He spotted no signs of extra-terrestrial life during his service, but said he had seen alien craft eight times since retiring in 1982.
‘DETECTING THE VISITORS’
Seeing isn’t always believing. Wendelle Stevens, a retired U.S. Air Force colonel, said he believed in aliens after having investigated 100 cases, despite never having seen any himself.
Stevens, thought to have the largest archive of photographs of alleged UFOs in the world, says he worked from 1947-49 in Alaska with B-29 planes fitted with special scientific instruments to “detect the visitors.”
His work there began the year the U.S. military is believed by some to have hushed up two purported crashes of alien spacecraft within a month. The Air Force denies the stories.
Stevens, who said he did not believe in aliens before his work, said it was his job to debrief the crews of the B-29s and recounted how “the radio frequency spectrum went completely haywire … and the temperature in the airplane increased. (The crew) looked out and there’s a disc next door,” he said.
He said the crew shot photographs with four different types of camera, but the military suppressed the pictures. No Air Force spokespersons could immediately comment on his remarks.
One of the most unusual testimonies comes from Reed on his 1996 experience with the alien he came to call Freddie.
Reed, who says he has a bracelet belonging to the extra-terrestrial, said Freddie had skin “almost like that of a pig.” It breathed and had red blood, but did not speak. Tests showed he had 46 chromosomes, like humans, but 9 were different and resembled those of dolphins and sea turtles, Reed added.
Aliens enthusiasts and UFO spotters are used to raised eyebrows, ridicule and worse. Reed says he was shot after his alien encounter and blames a “government faction which doesn’t want this information out.”
But his close encounter with the alien with slanting eyes and a slit mouth “proved to me we are living in a much bigger universe,” he said.
chalo chalo Lima chalo!
aliens dhoondnay Lima chalo!
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Thankyou Captain...this is the type of thing I was looking for
why dont these people go to Paks
tehy can stay with a village family for nine days...and tehy would never complain about the smell
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Lazy Bibi, why do you always bash Pakistan and Pakistanis?
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I have NEVER done that in my whole life:snooty:
i reckon you are misinterpreting my observations because you are feeling hungry and crabby and have probably been attacked by your house plant
thats how bad a person you are…
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Lazy bibi, you do. I dont have a problem with you doing that, I just want to know your reasons/ motivations.
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why are you being so defensive?
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because
just because
and
because just
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Are you making fun of the way Pakistanis speak English. 
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Mr Ashtray. Please hit Ms Daisy with a rake. She will not make fun of pakistanis again. She promises.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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uffoo. 
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My cousin is an alien.
He came from Pakistan a few months ago, and now we hide him in our basement.
I didn't know he was an alien until I read some official employment papers of his. It said he was an alien.
I'll post pictures later. I'll bet he's got a 3rd eye hidden under the bush of hair covering his forehead. The freak.
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I am shocked that AIR BABA ONE hasn't made a claim that he has seen the UFOs in Pakistan after owning a data canter and breaking the encryption of MD5 hash :D
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UFO's Pakistan mein hein mere ek dost ne dekha tha yahan