assalamoalikum 
You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have a day job as a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant.
A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star.
You’re not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were black.
You don’t care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Filipino is just cool in itself.