U know u r in 2004 when…
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You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
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You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family.
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You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
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Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
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When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
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When you make phone calls from home, you?accidentally dial “0” or “9” to get an outside line.
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You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
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You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock?news.
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Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
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Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE
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You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
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You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9
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You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a No.9
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AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOUR STUPIDITY. That’s life… in 2004!