assalamoalikum 
72 year old man has a physical exam.
Dr. says, “You re in amazingly good health – there s not a thing wrong with you. How old was your father when he died?”
The man says, “Did I say my father was dead? He s 91 years old and in perfect health.”
Dr: “That s incredible. Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?”
Man: "Did I say my grandfather was dead?
He s 108 and in great shape. In fact he got married last month."
Dr: “Amazing. But what would possess a man 108 years old to want to get married?”
Man: “Did I say he wanted to get married?”
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