One rainy day Sardar singh was travelling by his new FERRARI car. He was not a very good driver and so, did not have complete control on it. Mike tyson was also riding his bike on the same road . At a speed breaker sardar’s car came in contact with tyson’s bike . Tyson got very angry.
He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a few yards away from the car. Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted " Hey !! It’s not easy for you to damage my bike and get away . Now i will be thrashing your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately".
Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashad its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar . Sardar looked at tyson sarcastically. Tyson’s anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked at sardar. Sardar grinned at tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand. This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told " oh ! what is this ? I am spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it ?" Sardar replied " Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle and you did not notice it . I have fooled you. You are a fool .."
Good one :)
This reminded me of another one.
This sardar from a village once goes to a big city. Seeing the skyscrappers he is amazed and standing at one place is trying to count how many stories this building has.
One guy comes and asks "hey what are you doing?"
Sardar says " nothing, just counting floors"
this guy says "you know in cities you have to pay for that. How many have you counted so far?"
Our sardar says "just ten"
"OK pay ten rupees"
Sardar gives him ten rupees and when he is gone says to himself. "These city people think they are smart but I can fool them. I counted 25 and paid for only 10"
Hahaha!!!
I have heard this but its worth to read again