ASN at his best:rolleyes:
So one day ASN returned home from school and his mother asked him how school was. Then ASN replied, “I have good news and bad news.” The mother told him to tell her the good news first. “I got 100 % on my test in math today.” The mother was very happy, then she asked what the bad news was. ASN replied, “I’m lying.”
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hehe
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:)
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*the same day Aisha in Dubai went home with her landay bazaar ka school bag which she has posted in “post your desktop” thread in cafe.
She comes home, and goes…
“Ami Ami muje aaj dubara daant parri”
to amma ji says …“beta why? tumhe kiyooN daant parri?”
Aisha: Ammi because mai aaj school phiR late gayi thi.
Amma ji: Uffo , meri beti kitni dafa kaha school paRnay jaya karo, auR tum phir aaj ja kar udhar late gayi , uth to gayi thi na phiR, kay utha bi na gya? , is liye kehti hooN apna wazzan kam kar lo 
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^:rolleyes:
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*next day Aisha went to the school again.
Teacher asked.
Teacher: Aisha muje fazool kharchi ki koi example patayo?
Aisha: Kal maiN jab PizzaHut gayi tho unho nay poocha what would you like to eat? To mainne keh dia “WHOLE MENU, one by one”, and “All you can drink”
After that order, PizzaHut got 30 extra workers on over time, and Pizza hut stayed opened for the next 46 days. *
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^ huh?
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^ I like pizza hut 
bongay jokes !
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Samad:
Aisha: you must be regretting now that you posted this joke 
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ASN's:: meen sakool naheen jaoonga bachy mera mazaq uraty heen.
ASN,s mother:: beta tumhen kitni dafa batea hy ky shlwar ky sath kameez pehenty heen neeker naheen.
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^ 
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Q: Why did ASN stop going to Pind?
A: because one night he slept on his manji tay utay warR kay outside of house in the farm.. when he woke up in the morning, due to cold, uss nay apni dhoti sar kay ooper lee huee thee :)
PS: yaar ASN: thanks for the support :ASA:
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AQ good one.
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Now ASN is working hard to come up with jokes about knock_out arteet, AQ and me, maybe one about you too HHL
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ASN bhai in the morning of EID:
aap kiyaa karnaY gaye thaY ghusal khaanaY maiN
zeb-e-malboos-e-badan dhoti ghusal khaanaY maiN
qulzum-e-hasti kaa naa aaya khiyal aap ko
Bin jaaNgiye der lagaa dee ghusal khaanaY maiN
Jo saath saabun kaY chaRhaa aap ko shoq thaa
bulbulaY banaataY rahai phir ghusal khaanaY maiN
AmmaaN cheekhti raheeN, beta! yom-e-Eid aaj hai
Eid manaataY rahai aap ghusal khaanaY maiN
bay sabaati-e-aalam dekhiye, aik hee dhoti thee
ussaY hee dhotaY rahai ghusal khaanaY maiN
tifl-e-naadaaN bhee thaY, woh bhee pahunch gaye
ghanTi aap kee woh bajaataY rahai ghusal khaanay maiN
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@ this thread
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Q: Why did ASN stop going to Pind?
A: because one night he slept on his manji tay utay warR kay outside of house in the farm.. when he woke up in the morning, due to cold, uss nay apni dhoti sar kay ooper lee huee thee :)
PS: yaar ASN: thanks for the support :ASA:
why are u mixing ASN and dhoti main dhamaka
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why are u mixing ASN and dhoti main dhamaka
Nahi yaar. Agar DMD ki baat ho rahi hoti to Dhoti kisi aur haalat mai hoti
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