aww thats soooo cuuuteee ahmadjee and coco 
i miss my mom 
usually when i’m at home during the hols and its a holiday for mummy and my brothers too [papa ko toh kabhee bhee hols naheen milti 
] its me running after them to do their breakfasts 
i usually make my own breakfast at home aur baakion ka bhee 
…that was cutee and funnyyyy…moms are cutee:kiss:
OMG its sooooooooooo funny
sari ammian aisi hotein hein…:p…they r sooooooooo sweeet
:-)
Good one yar… 
..so who had the last laugh?
LOL! Well sorry Aj can't contribute here...I make my own breakfast and lunch and dinner...well I eat what ever is served :)
that is SOoooo funny… reminds me of my ex-landlady, who cooked for me.. pehle tu toh bahot khaatii thi, aaj kal tumhe merii cooking acchi naheen lagtii
this woman is a character, here’s what she did one day:
she was sitting in the living room watching TV and peeling some garlic.. when she was done, she was too lazy to walk to the kitchen and throw it into the garbage can.. and before i could stop her, she threw the lot from the window 
unfortunately, the building Super was gardening below, and the peels fell on his head he marched up to the apartment, and demanded “did you throw garlic peels from your window” 
and she gave him this innocent look “me?? no.. never..”
(me hans-hanskar mar jaaing)
and then he pulled out a fistful of peelings from his pocket and said “Oh yea? What’s this…”
^:rotfl:
hahahahahah .. this thread is really funny
Coconut dude I wish that was in English so I could of read it
ME10 mins main nikalna hia school kay liay.. Ammiii Nasshtaa banadiaa..
Ammi aaj kia khana hiaaa kitchen say zoor daaar awaaz aaty hia
ME Ammi anda boil kardain aur toast andd podeenay ki chai ya phir cabbage ka pani
Ammi Aray itni dieting na kia karooo… nashta dhang ka khana chayay bhalay duphair ko kuch na khai… kal karako college main bayhooosh hogaye tab kia hogaa
** Bhayaa** ammi agar yeh 2 mahinay bhi kuch na khayee to is ki sehet par koi asar nahi parhnay wala itna extra fat hia is nay andar and here they both start laughing at moi
ME 
Ammi she is like… tum to chup karoo… amberr Juice peena hia ya Lassii..
Bhayaa Ammi kia is motii ko khilaa khila kar pharna hia.. 
make lassi for moi 
ME Ammii mujheee podeenay ki chai ya cabbage ka panii chayay noo lasiii…
Ammi betaa lassiii main wo mota karnay wali calories nahi hoty.. is say taqat aaty hia.. aur tum nay sara din college main rehna hia
ME Ammmiii pleasee.. i m getting late.. aap nay abhi tak aik anda bhi nahi ubalaa crying
AmmiAcha achaa mere kabhi tum nay koi baat mani hia jo ab manoo gi… now she is makin all such things..**awww at my mom 
10 Mins later*
Ammi Amberr… laaad sahab ki aulaaad aakar nashta kardo…
ME Ammii mere sneekers kahan hian…
Ammi uffff main koi satraa saal ki larki anhi jo mujhe is tarah bhaga rahi ho… she goes really mad
yeh looo jootay wagaira…
MEAmmii mera ID kahan hia..
Ammi Allah kisi ko aisiii kaamchoor aulaad na dai..
wahan rakha hia…
ME Thanks my sweetheart.. now where is my scarf…mad
ammi aap kahan rakh daity hian…
Ammi mian kahan rakhaongi.. *jaldi jaldi say scarf dhoond kar daity hian *
ME okay ammi Allah hafiz.. apna khayaal rakhiye ga..
AMMI yells at me… naashtaa tumhari saaas aakar karaingi
ME ammi chorain late hogaye hoan… oper say yeh chai bohat garam hia
AMMI nashta to tumharay achay bhi khaingaye.. jaldi jaldi say mujeh zabardasti khilaty hian…
** Me** ammii sab aap ki wajah say latee hongi… ammii bas karainn 1 ghantay ka rasta hia..
okay thansk Bye ammi
AMMI sunoo paisay hian…
MEummm nahi… laikin zaroorat nahi hia…
Ammi nahi tehrooo emergency kay liay honay chayay… aur haaan isay kharch nahi karnaa…
ME tu phirrr kia faida
AMMI acha theek hia… $10 ka note pakra kar kehty hian.. acha sunoo kuch khaa lianaa..
aur yeh loo lunch..
I always wonderr kay wo mujhe daily pocketmoney daity hian aur lunch bhi..
Ghoosh.. i m soo lucky to have a mother like her :blush :
btwwww cocooo and ahmad bhia.. that was really funny..
ahmad bhia… can u write it in urdu punjabi mix.. else it wont be that mazedaar.. pleasee..
ME : fridge mein jhanking
Amma jani: anda banadoo tumharay liyay?
ME: nope.. raastay mein coffee lai loo gee.
Amma jani: bass paisay kharch karwalo tum say..
ME: acha nahien loongi phir.. coffee ki jagah muffin lai loo gee :dixie:
Amma jani: thora sa doodh lai lo
Me: nahien dair horahee hai.. khana kya bana rahee hai?
Amma jani: daal
Me: 
( i dont like daal)
Amma jani: haan haan baas shaklai banati raho..khud say to kuch
kaam nahien hota. falaan ki beti dekho kitna kaam karti hai
Me: mama.. mera khanay par intezar mat karna mein kha kar aoo gee
Amma jani: khabardaar jo baher say kuch khaya! ghar mein akar khana.. tumharay liyay yeh cheez rakhi hai 
ME: okay mama.. Allah hafiz. dair horahee hai.
AJ: how cud u refuse gajar ka halwa! 
AJ: how cud u refuse gajar ka halwa!
Thats sweet surooor… same with me.. aur larkion ka tana daity hian..
ab wo hamray jaisay grades thori lati hian 
aur haan not just gajar ka halwa… anda parhata too 
true .. let me say that too then * *
coco-bas khana kar waqt sochte rehto ho?
@ phoenix!
HEY! I wish I could show these to my mom. She always tell me no other daughter could be that bad!!
Me:beg pack kertey huey table ghoar sey dehking
Ammi: rabi jaldi aao …nashta banadiya hey mey ney…
Me: ammi kerti hoon ruk jaein…
Ammi: sharafat sey aaker nashta kar jaldi
Me:Ammi jaaan samhja karooooo mey is dafa van miss nahin kersaktiiiiii
Ammi: yeh jo tum kehti rehti ho na yahan dard wahan dard yeh sab kion hota hey bolooo na kha ker ja aesa hi hoga:grumpy:
Me: ammi plzzzzzzz
Ammi: tum loagoan key lyieh subha subha uth ker nashta banao saaaf jawab dey deytey ho key nahin khana…Maa hoon na arey yeh Maa bhi kia karey…
Me: Ammi jaaaaaan plzzzzz kuch nahin hua na* searching of pens and of other stuff is continue*
Ammi: khaaey gi kiaa…???
Me: jo bhi dey do still dhoonding
** Ammi**: ley khaakhud slice per makhan laga ker deyti hein woh bhi dooo
Me acha Allah Hafiz runs
** Ammi**: yeh tu kahan ja rahi hey…nashta dhung sey ker…saery jaraseem ander jaein gey bahar kharey hoker khaney sey…
Me: ammi van mera wait nahin kerti woh tub hi jaldi aati hey jub mey jaldi nahin jaati :-(((((
ammi: ja jaa pani bhi nahin pee ker ja ti smack
Meokkk Allah Hafiz anf FI IMMAN ALLAH to all…
------thori deir baad-----
Me: aarey koi KHUDA HAFIZ TO KEH DEY
*ALL the members of my family ** ALLAH HAFIZ bohat unchi awazz key sath
Mevan isnt comming jaldi sey slice khutum kia aur…ammmiiiiiiii paaniiii peeenaaa hey*shirminda si mey uper jatey huey:
Ammi leyy pee
Me: khushi khushi phir wapis:D