Note: It’s in a Punjabi Urdu mix but for the benefit of the public, it’s been translated into English.
Mom: So, what do you want to have for breakfast?
aJ: Nothing, just chayay will do!
Mom: Just chayay? No …. I will make you Pratha & Anda.
aJ: No Maa, I am fine with chayay!!
Mom: You don’t like paratha & Anda?
aJ: No Maa, I love Paratha … I am just not hungry …
Mom: I will warm you that soji ka halwa!
aJ: No Maaaaaa, I will just have my chayay & I will be fine!
Mom: It seems you don’t like my cooking.
aJ: Uffff, Maaa .. I just need my chayay to wake me up, then I will be on my way.
Mom: You haven’t been eating much, why aren’t you hungry?
aJ: Mom, can I have my chayay?
Mom: You should go see a doctor .. what about that Pakistani doctor, heard he is good ….
aJ: Mom, I don’t need a doctor, I need my chayay!
Mom: You know, your Dad, Uncles at your age used to eat so much! I was the only one cooking for 20+ people, they would drink Lassi in the morning, eat chopri hui roti with dahi & achar … then they would be hungry by noon again.
aJ: Mom, they worked in fields & burned their calories, I am computer dude, I work in an office that has electronically controlled AC, I don’t have get out of my chair to talk to someone cos I can call/email them ..
Mom: Bus buss … don’t talk too much. 
aJ: Mom, where is my chayay …?? (Looking at the clock)
Mom: How about I make you the big glass of Rooh Afza wala doodh?
aJ: Mommmmmmmmmm, I just need my chayayyyyyy (almost crying)
Mom: Fine!!!
---------After 5 minutes--------------
Mom: We are out of milk, here is some soji ka halwa
aJ: 