So Gaia posted a thread about women men shouldn’t marry and i found this funny thing article regarding men women shouldn’t marry 
We all know that saying of the Prophet Muhammad that says we shouldn’t choose men because of their status, wealth, or level of intellect. But inshaAllah, because of our great knowledge, we have complied a sahih article for women who find men to marry, but are not sure if they should
- Al Akhi al Annoying: Oh sisters in Islam, if you find a brother in Islam who is very trouble-some and ties these bands around his arms, ankles, … please sister, know that he is just faking and that you should deviate from this man
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**Al Akhi al Gift: **the brother who likes to shower you in toys and gifts and so much money, please beware of them. They just want to make you feel like you are a princess, when in reality, they just want to spend money on dumb things.
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Al Akhi with zuh Ex’s: that brother who yearns for his ex girlfriend or ex wife, oh please sisters, run away from him, and run away fast
- **al Akhi with the Rep: **if you find a brother who has a bad reputation because he goes around the village looking for women to like, oh please sisters, know that this is very bad.
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al Akhi ma’a Makeup: the brother who beautifies himself with so much beauty and makeup and eyeliner, oh Allah, please run away from his fakeness. SubhanAllah.
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Al Akhi with Big Mouth: okay sisters, those brothers who spend the entire date talking, run run run away, so so so bad.
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Al Akhi Twitter King: those brothers who are always on twitter, walahy, this is very bad for your children’s upbringing.
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**Al Akhi Facebook King: **the brothers who are obsessed with updating their status, oh Allah, this will ruin your social Islamic life in the community masjid.
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Al Akhi Career: any brother who has inspirations, aspirations, and goals in his life, he is not upon the sunnah of Muhammad, please sisters, do not fall for his career.
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Al Akhi Non Virgin: the brothers will most experience in the sex life, may Allah forgive them, because they are no longer muslims, so they no longer care about how you feel with the sex in the marriage.
too funny would love comments
and here are additional types to the list
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Mummy’s boys
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Men who are bad with money
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Men with no friends
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Men who put you down in public
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Men who are rude to waitering staff
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Men unable to laugh at themselves
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Men unwilling to share authority
