Two Suicide bombers blow themselves up after getting into a fight with one another

They were trigger happy :smiley:

Pakistan suicide bombers blow themselves up when getting into a fight | Daily Mail Online

Two would-be suicide bombers have died in Pakistan after an explosive device detonated as they fought each other, it has been reported.
The two men were killed in an explosion near Khayam Chowk in Sargodha, in the country’s Punjab province. Eyewitnesses claim the men, who were believed to have been wearing suicide vests, were sitting on a bench engaged in discussion before their deaths.

It is thought the two men began to fight and an improvised explosive device was triggered.
Following the blast, emergency services were called to the scene and the area was cordoned off.
Sargodha Saqib Manan from the Sargodha district police office suggested divine intervention may have saved the city from a big loss, according to ARY News.
The men’s bodies were taken to Sargodha’s District Headquarters Hospital and their homes in Sargodha and Kushab were raided,Breaking News Pakistan reported. Several suspects were arrested.

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two sets of suicide vests were detonated and they were still able to find bodies to take to the hospital…?
makes you wonder about how effective they might have been as suicide bombers.

sorry…I know it’s not funny.

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It’s one of those situations where you want to laugh but know you shouldn’t :blush:

Wonder what they were arguing about anyway..

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Who will trigger the button first ?

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who’ll enter jannah earliest to capture first available 72 hoors :chilly:

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some one must have put jacket on them.. and said…
Now it wont hurt if you take a punch or kick… go fight him…

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whether the vest made by Bunto was better than the one designed by Dr. Haroon…

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^ OMG Hahaha
@Muzna for this reason alone i’d wanna ‘fight’ too :rotfl:

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One suicide bomber looked at other’s vest, winked, and said …oye hoye, Teri waalee tou bomb hai.

Second one thought that the first one was talking about his girlfriend.

Bus itni see baat thi.

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hahhaa that’s way better than the Bunto/Haroon joke!!!

on a sort of related note…
a muslim colleague of mine dropped by my desk to say hello…she travels and works from home a lot so we rarely get to see her. my neighbour was surprised to see her and commented that she’s never around and is she now back from maternity leave? he went on to comment, “You had a baby boy, right?”

she smiled and said, “The boy is 3.5 now and I’ve been back from having my little girl for 17 months now.”
he goes, “Oh my god!! You’ve had another??!!”

I couldn’t contain myself and said, “Yes, we are muslim. We are all trying to have as many children as possible because our numbers are declining as so many of us keep strapping on vests and blowing ourselves up.”

thankfully we are able to have this sort of exchange in our office without getting in trouble… :cb: