Two old women (oops)…in their 50’s-60’s) were travelling in a train. They were occupying opposite lower berths. baatcheet kuchch aise shuru hui.
Pehle boli: "Penhji tuhaadi umr kinni hai ?
[First : Behenji how old are you ?]
Doosri: ‘Main taan sirf thayiaan saalan di haan. Penhji hun tussi aapni umr dasso.’
[Second: I am only 28, and tell me your age]
Pehli boli:Mainu taan ajen pacheevaan chadheya.
[First:I have just been of 25]
There was this guy on the topmost birth hearing all these lies. He couldn’t take it any longer and came tumbling down.
Pehli boli: Putt teri umr kinni ?
[First: Son how old are you ?]
Fella: Main hune jamya.
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Not so funny.
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Same here!
EZABEL
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ok.
phatima
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Hey man…you DO know this the JOKES forum, right?
heheheh 
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Haanji maloom hai.
I will very soon prove my joking prowess with real good stuff. Pehle zara shayari ka bhoot utar jaane do.
phatima
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LOL you joking prowess hahahahahah 
okay I admit, that was kind of funny. 
but you still haven’t really impressed me.
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*Arre thoda sabr karo ji. I don’t want to post a stuff which will enhance my warning levels. *
phatima
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^ Yea that’s right…if you know what’s best for you. 
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Not very funny.
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Oh minu PM kar deyo. LOL
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Theek hai :)
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hmm
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ha ha ha ha
funny
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Chalo ek ko to hansi aayi :)
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so-so
aminas
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ummmm ye joke thaa ?