Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I 'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too... I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, **blue eyes,
is buxom...wearing no bra,** long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
**To which the old guy says,
"Doesn't** matter, --- let's look for yours." :)
