Aslkm!
This Gora ji visits a pind in Pak. Comes across the village master sab. Master’s angrayzi is kinda on the rusty side, but eh well, he sapeeks it anyway. Now, he’s trying to impress this Gora sab. So the Gora Sab asks: How many kids do u got Master?
Master ji had one boy, and 2 girls. So he replies…
I gat 3. One kid, and two kidneys.
Till then,
Adios!
DB 